I just realised

That focusing on the partition walls and the rest of the meeting had nudged my mind away from contemplating guys in Utilikilts.

Sadly, I don't think I will ever see the man in my life in one.

Lucky I've got a great imagination, then!

I came across a post by Twisty Faster [this is after I was already hankering after my own Utilikilt] who says:

"I knew that I must possess one. I wanted to wear a skirt while simultaneously crossdressing. I will have my little sartorial joke."

I like the way that maiden aunt thinks!